FOR THOSE WHO EVER WANTED TO DRIVE CROSS COUNTRY

     EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DRIVING CROSS COUNTRY?

road-trip

***GIVEN THE CURRENT GAS PRICES- CONSIDER MOVING YOUR PLANS TO MAKE THAT JOURNEY NOW!

IF YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS TRIP AND PLANNING THIS TRIP OVER THE YEARS, I’M SURE FUEL COSTS WERE CONSIDERED IN THE BUDGET PLANNING. THE SIGNIFICANT LOWER GAS  PRICES CURRENTLY COMPARED TO WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN FOR A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME, I THINK AFTER A RECALCULATION YOU WILL SEE THE MAJOR DISCOUNT BEING OFFERED RIGHT NOW (MAYBY NOT MAJOR) LETS SEE-

AVERAGE 3K MILES COAST TO COAST + RETURN – 6KMILES EASILY

SAY YOU WERE DRIVING A SUV OR WHATEVER WITH AVERAGE (HIGHWAY/CITY) 25MMPG ****FAIR ENOUGH?

HOPE I DID THIS CORRECT LOL      —— 6K MILES @ 25MPG = 240 GALLONS @$4per gallon  =$960  —— $2.50per gallon $600 ( I think thats how to equate…. # MILES./.MPG x $gas)

WELL AFTER ALL THAT IT WASN’T AS MAJOR AS I THOUGHT THE SAVING WOULD BE. STILL ENDED UP WITH $300 – $400 SAVINGS I’M SURE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT SOMEWAY TO SPEND IT OVER THE LONG LONG DRIVE. HEY YOU MIGHT EVEN USE THAT TO PURCHASE AIRLINE TICKET TO AVOID THE DRIVE BACK IF YOU ARE IN THE POSITION PSYCHOLOGICALLY CAN’T HANDLE BEING IN A CAR ANYMORE. MAYBE YOU HAD A SIGNIFICANT OTHER ALONG ON THIS TRIP, AND YOU NEED PURCHASE AN AIRLINE TICKET TO SEPARATE BEFORE YOU KILL EACH OTHER LOL .. (YOU NEVER KNOW-FUNNY THINGS HAPPEN SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME IN A CAR…) BUT, OTHER THAN THAT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING GREAT TO EXPERIENCE.

EVER FEEL LIKE ASKING SOMEONE WHY

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO ASK SOMEONE WHY THEY ARE DOING WHAT THEY ARE DOING, THAN REALIZE THERE IS NO REASON TO ASK BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY HAVE NO IDEA? LOL

A $50 BILL (HAVE YOU EVER)

HAS ANYONE ELSE LOST COUNT WHEN A $50 BILL IS IN THERE WITH A BUNCH OF $20’S, $10’S, $5’S AND $1’S ? MAYBE IT’S JUST ME, BUT, THAT $50 BILL THROWS ME OFF EVERY TIME!

 

 

Attempt to be quiet (Have you ever)

Have you ever noticed when your trying to be quiet you end up causing more noise than if you were trying to be noisy?

Question the value of something (have you ever)

Have you ever dropped something in the toilet and found yourself questioning the importance of it and deciding wether or not to retrieve it?

Ever forgot you key? Breaking and Entering YOUR house- have you ever

HAVE YOU EVER ?

Have you ever had to break into your house after locking yourself out and promise yourself you won’t do it again? You keep saying over and over while you fix the dent in the door or window frame you damaged to get in. Now your running late, but your set and as soon as you shut the door……. Your keys are still inside the house!!!!

I can’t be the only one thats done this!! I’m a career repeat offender!!! I should just keep my door unlooked and save myself the trouble of going trough this over again..

Parking lot Phenomena – Have you ever

Have you ever?

-Have you ever been walking through a parking lot and stopped to use someones tinted windows as a mirror only to find out someone is sitting in there?

-Have you ever found yourself completely clueless of where you parked your car? Even worse is forgetting which level you parked on in a multi level garage.

-Have you ever found your car and your key isn’t working and you can’t get in?…… Only than realize its not your car !!!!

Wake up get ready – Than get up and get ready for real – Have you ever

HAVE YOU EVER

Have you ever got up after hitting the snooze button a few times and went through your regular routine, shower, get dressed, eat, get into your car, just wishing you were able to stay in bed? At some point maybe cell phone rings and when you answer it ————— Your still in bed and were dreaming you were up and ready…… Now you have go through all of that again but for real this time. Plus you really late.

Well, I think that if your subconscious was on time than it should count!

Ah that just gave a new idea for a quote……

Unfinished/Interrupted Dream

Have you ever ?

Have you ever been woken up in the middle of a dream that you weren’t quite finished with yet, and were really curious to see where it was going? Than you try to fall asleep real quick hopefully picking up where you left off and if you can’t you get really angry at the person that woke you and ruined it for you?

Than when you are having a horrible nightmare you would be happy if someone woke you up, but some reason we never get woken during them.

Pizza Place Problems

Have you ever went for a slice of pizza and specifically said “just warm it up, NOT TOO HOT” ? Only to end up with it as hot as molten lava burning the layer of skin of the roof of your mouth. How about when you walk into a pizza place you have never been to before and when you walk in you see that the pizza clearly is shit but you don’t wan’t to just walk out and insult them so you buy a soda or pretend to answer your phone while exiting? I used to be that way but than I was thinking what good am I doing by being polite? Someone needs to let them know the truth about the food they are trying to sell…. So, in a nice way of pointing out that they need to dispose of that old disgusting pie- I ask if they have any fresh pies coming out- while making a very clear facial expression of disgust looking at the one on display. Hey someone needs to let them know